Cats Film Reviews Funny

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Cats film reviews funny. Here weve rounded up the very funniest reviews from Cats mauling by movie-goers today. Here is a movie so outrageous and preposterous it is either a suicidal or b throbbing with a horrible fascination. Ive never seen the Cats musical and had no real interest in seeing the film adaptation even though it stars Judi Dench Idris Elba and some other actors I generally like.

One particularly brilliant review written by Vultures Alison Willmore sums up what appears to be the general feeling. CATS is pure nightmare fuel. A sinister all-time disaster from which no one emerges unscathed Tim Robey who gave the film zero stars The Telegraph.

Moreau putting on a show is bad enough but add to that more crotch shots than a Michael Bay movie and every imaginable punand that still wont prepare you for the. A mesmerisingly ugly fiasco that makes you feel like your brain is being eaten by a parasite wrote Robbie Collins a film. 9 Idris Elbas spooky Macavity had rippling abs -.

They Dance They Sing They Lick Their Digital Fur The New York Times Part of the pleasure of theater if youre a partisan is this human factor. Cats review a purr-fectly dreadful hairball of woe. Everybody in the room is experiencing the same thing.

Dancing like shes in one of her music videos Swifts sense of fun results in one of the least cringey acts. Its a communal experience possibly like being of prisoner of war. Watching Cats must be what a mass hallucination feels like.

They might be the best part of the whole thing. Cats is weirdly erotic nightmare fuel that will give you the heebie jeebies. When the trailer for Tom Hoopers film was released in July online commenters caterwauled about how creepy the actors.